Thursday, October 30, 2008

觉得。。。

觉得要坦诚的面对别人。。。
有时是需要很大的勇气。。。
跟何况我们都需要跟大的勇气来面对自己。。。。。。

寂寞孤独不一定是坏事。。。
在这当中我慢慢的了解自己。。。
慢慢的发现自己的弱点。。。
再让自己有勇气的面对自己的缺点。。。
让自己有那机会正视自己的弱点。。。。。。

在这世界有时会有很多事让我们很容易放弃
放弃那个机会去勇往直前。。。
放弃那个机会去面对。。。

为何要让这些有的没得东西来让我们放弃??
为何不要用另外一种观点来让我们不放弃??

在人生不是只有一种解决方法。。。
在人生是有于种不同的方法来解决一件事。。。
为何不用那个方法来解决呢??
为何人就是要钻牛角尖呢??

人有时还真茅盾。。。 =_='"

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Lawyer can be stupid sometimes...

got this mail from my friend...
and
im to lazy to forward...
as some email address is either not exist anymore or the mail bounce back...
i hate that...

anyway..

juz read it..
is funny
especially the last one!




A minority of lawyers

These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word , taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.
Funny and true!!


ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?

WITNESS: No, I just lie there.

________________________________


ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?

WITNESS: July 18th.

ATTORNEY: What year?

WITNESS: Every year.

_____________________________________


ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?

WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

______________________________________


ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?

WITNESS: Yes.

ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?

WITNESS: I forget.

ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?

_____________________________________


ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you?

WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.

ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?

WITNESS: Forty-five years.

_____________________________________


ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?

WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'

ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?

WITNESS: My name is Susan.

______________________________________


ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?

WITNESS: We both do.

ATTORNEY: Voodoo?

WITNESS: We do.

ATTORNEY: You do?

WITNESS: Yes, voodoo.

______________________________________


ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?

WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?

____________________________________


ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty -year -old, how old is he?

WITNESS: Uh, he's twenty

________________________________________


ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?

WITNESS: Would you repeat the question?

______________________________________


ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?

WITNESS: Yes.

ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?

WITNESS: Uh....

______________________________________

ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?

WITNESS: Yes.

ATTORNEY: How many were boys?

WITNESS: None.

ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?

______________________________________


ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?

WITNESS: By death.

ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?

______________________________________


ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?

WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.

ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?

______________________________________


ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?

WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.

_____________________________________


ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?

WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.

______________________________________


ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?

WITNESS: Oral.

______________________________________


ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?

WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.

ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?

WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him!

____________________________________________


ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?

WITNESS: Huh?

____________________________________________



ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?

WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?

WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?

WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?

WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?

WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.

ATTORNEY: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?

WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law





conclusion: even lawyer studied soo much... and they still ask stupid questions...

Monday, October 20, 2008

找到了

前几天
回了家
终于知道
在家是最舒服的
没有人会管我

家人都知道我要的是什么
我都不用开口
我都不用作任何表情
爸妈都知道我要什么

这才知道
家人的容忍
家人的包容
家人的关心
家人的爱护
是那么大的。。。

不管我做了什么坏事
爸妈都会谅解
不管我要什么的无理要求
爸妈都会尽量的完成
不管我多么的任性
爸妈都会包容我

这才知道
有爸妈是件多么好的事

这我才知道
原来我一早就有了一个属于我的秘密基地
那就是我家

在那
有家人的关爱
有家人的包容

在那
我不需要隐瞒
我不需要戴面具

我能做真正的自己
要怎样就怎样

上个星期六时
帮了我的傻妹妹
庆祝的他的生日
那时是我这个月最开心的日子
再这里
我好像没有那么得开心地笑了...

好像每个星期都能回家
但是车票好贵哦...

我的秘密基地就我的美丽可爱的家...

Monday, October 13, 2008

属于我的秘密基地

不知道要写什么。。
不知道要怎么开始
只知道心情很不好。。。

也不知道为什么
只知道很寂寞
虽然家里很多人
但是还是很寂寞

好想有一个属于我的秘密基地
在这里
不需要用任何言语
就有人会明白我需要什么
就有人会帮我搞定那些事情
而不是我自己

在这里
不会寂寞
不会伤心
不会背叛
不会心痛

在这里
不需要掩饰
不需要勇敢
不需要坚强
不需要强颜欢笑

在这里
能做真正的自己
能真心的笑

多久没有摊开心的笑了。。


哎。。。


如果有这么的一个地方哪有多好。。。。。。。。。

Saturday, October 11, 2008

animals planet~

as my previous post mentioned

my house is turning into a animal planet... lolx


okok.... this is the two big tank....


this are the two dumb cat fish....
always squeezing each other at the corner of the tank for nothing.... =_=

the two blue lobster~!
with the so-called sword fish at the back

arowana!!! got another one in the other tank...
same breed d....

this is the old cat and the mother of two kitten
name?
is LV lameass name given by my brother...


Siamese cat...
snowy
Snow:*kitty eyes*

*glare*
another Persian...
coco
coco:"GO AWAY!"



and this is our newest member!
two mixed breed kitten!
Left is skinny
right is fattie
hahah

fattie:"SKINNY dont look!"
skinny: "oh... okok!!"




coco: "im a squirrel..."




Tuesday, October 07, 2008

another semester

damned so fast my holiday is gone

damned so fast my class already started

damned so fast my result is out (next week) o.O

damned today came back to KL and fall sick

so damned freaking suai...



anyway...
my house is going to turn into a animal planet any time now

currently we have 5 cats...
yeah 5!!
sound like those lonely old woman that dont have anyone to keep company
that keeps sooooo many cats at home~
=.=

and

two big tank of fishes

2 arowana, stingray, cat fish and alot unknown fishes to me~

hahaha

will show the picture soon~

going to have a busy day now~
sigh~